mydeaddog:

the problem with blue eyeshadow is that people wear it 

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.” — John Green, Paper Towns (via quota-tions)

ineedyougaga:

From small bars to big stadiums.

atleast i run faster than internet explorer

dreaming-fame:

Absolute perfection

musicpopdomination:

Next time somebody tells you Lady Gaga can’t sing, play this for them.